Geralyn aka Arlyne
24th June 1984
Loves Scrambled Eggs
Enjoys Crapping


For them to STOP touching my comp!! Like FOREVER!!
No need to see them every sunday! - Sickening
Big, Red and Chio Gucci Wallet.
The chio pink colour PINK PANTHER PHONE!
To go to ROMANIA!!
Get a Vampire Boyfriend.
To be able to pass the damn story.
Get my Driving License.
Trip to Japan.
Trip to Korea.
Trip to Taiwan.
Get into PCF.
To be a Tai Tai.
To Huat at every mahjong session.
Strike toto and become an instant millionaire.


Chio Chio
Darling
Ftff
Virt


May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
December 2009

CRAPS!! I totally hate it when you're still under probation and SICK!! Nabeh!!

Its like totally fucked up can!! I mean it totally doesnt make sense!! So wad if i'm on probation? PROBATION CANNOT BE SICK MEH!? BLAME IT ON THE WEATHER LA! I am feeling crappier and in a lousier mood than usual. FUCK THE WEATHER! And it's a Friday can!! PPL ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL SICK ON FRIDAYS!!

I've been hesitating whether or not to take half day's leave. AFTER I CLEAR MY WORK HOR! But still, forget it already la. NABEH PROBATION!

Anyways, will be meeting up with Blur and FTFF tomorrow. FTFF seems much more excited than us though, which is kinda rare reaction you'd expect from a guy. Lol. I'm actually not THAT excited, well.. maybe because i'm not feeling well.. aint excited bout anything. BAH!

So yea, Calvin went to work today! Which is kinda surprising cause I didnt expect that "I went to work today" would come from him! Lol. And I conveniently told him that i'm sick and he was so sweet can! I think ang mohs are damn sweet lor! I mean those kinda sweet things that ang mohs do are those that you wouldnt expect Asian guys doing. MUST be the cultures. Sweet stuff that he said were:

1) Take a sick day. I'll rub your tummy for you.
2) I'll buy you gifts everyday and a puppy (LOL)
and out of nowhere..
3) Hey darling.. (me : hmm?) I love your smile.

AWWWW... SO SWEET CAN!!

Actually, I was kinda glad that I didnt take the damn half day leave cause... WATSONS GOT CLOSING DOWN SALE LA! Lol! I am becoming so auntie! Grabbed a eyeshadow and two nail polishes. CHEAP CAN! Slightly over ten bucks! Seriously, I'm in a love-hate relationship with my workplace already. Lunchtime is always so freaking crowded. BUT! There're always freebies and cheap buys around. Lol! (starting to sound like auntie too..)

I cant wait till 5.45!! Then i can go home!!RAWR~

Hey peeps! I went out with Ms Blur on Friday!! YES!! MS BLUR!! BLUR XIAO JIE!! Lol!! It was kinda improptu and surprisingly, we really did meet up okay! We had made plans like dont know how many months back, but we always changed our minds the last minute. Shesh.. Women, are forever troublesome. Lol! But it was not that bad afterall la! Almost laughed through the whole night.

So yea, we met at Plaza Sing and I was there first, blur being her usual slowpoke self was taking her own sweet time changing, so I went shopping! Within like 15mins or so, I bought TWO TOPS can!! CHEAP SOMEMORE LO!! CHEAP AND CHIO! LOL!! One was 15 bucks and the other one was 7.50. DAMN CHEAP CAN! Lol! (according to Calvin, I'm not supposed to say CAN as a punctuation cause it means BOOBS in an old slang. Lol)

After cheap-top-buying, we went to Swensens for dinner! AND THAT DAMN MANAGER!! He must've thought I am a China woman. HE FREAKING SPOKE TO ME IN CHINESE!! ONLY ME OKAY!! He spoke to other ppl in english la!! Nabeh manager.. LOL! AND THE FOOD ALSO NOT NICE!! SERVICE ALSO KNS!! I AM NEVER GOING TO PS SWENSENS AGAIN LA!! Give me money to go I also dont want. Lol! Wait for ice cream also must wait for almost half an hour okay!! Banana split only ma! So hard to split the banana and dig out two scoops of ice cream meh!? Wait for our change also must wait for 15mins. KNS DE!!

After that gross Swensens, we headed off to Paradiz Centre!! Honestly, its my first time playing online games in a lan shop. It was quite an experience because... GOT NO AIRCON!! I dont understand how ppl can spend hours in that stuffy place playing online game and screaming and shouting over a loud mixture of different games' music. But!! We gamed for almost 4 hours la!! LOL!! Dont ask me how I tolerated all that. I dont know!

So... first shop we went to was not so crowded, we kinda had a corner to ourselves and PERSONAL AIRCON blowing ONLY at us (cause i requested for it.. LOL) But! That shop made me waited for 2 bucks worth of patch and its still not done! I got kinda pissed and went to complain to that auntie. Of course she said she wouldnt charge me. If not I will burn down the whole shop!! LOL!

So we left after wasting almost one hour there. Got into this next shop which was a nightmare because it was stuffy!! And got no personal aircon!! So we were at the back row gaming, then this group of kiddy guys came in and occupied the seats next to us. That's when blur did her classic action for the day!! LOL! Luckily I was seated in the corner so I wasnt affected that badly. The guy sitting next to her ON THE MUSIC VERY LOUD. KOREAN SONG! AND HE WAS HUMMING ALONG EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT KNOW A SINGLE WORD! And! The thing that pisses our dear Ms Blur off is - he doesnt need the music to play his game, BUT WE DO! So here comes her classic act! She DIAO-ED them!! LOL! It was damn funny! But still, I would say, its quite fun gaming in a lan shop. Lol.

Again, I shall end my post with my random thought of the day. But today, Calvin is included in it! Cause it was our conversation in msn =D :


Me : Can dracula look into a mirror?
Calvin : In the legend, Vampires has no reflections. So, no.
Me : Then why is Dracula's hair always so neat?
Calvin : He's immortal. Lol. He always look exactly the same. Its stuck that way.
Me : Lol. But it doesnt make sense to me. He's always flying around. His hair should be windblown.
Calvin : Maybe he uses strong hair wax. Or maybe, its not hair. Just squiggy lines with permanent markers.


LOL!! Maybe Gatsby could get a Dracula to film their next commercial!! =D

Hey there, havent been blogging for some time now eh? Well, cause I havent had the time to come online and.... havent had much inspiration lately. Lol!

Anyways, I havent got much inspiration today too, so I shall blog about lunch. Today, I freaking lunch-ed for two freaking hours! Lol!! Damn shuang can!! AND IT WAS FREEEEE!!! Hahaha... Obviously, working here makes me half auntie too. Might as well get used to auntie life earlier then.

Okay, lunch wasnt with some rich young guy I met by the streets. It was a business lunch with our customers. It sounded not so good, but well, it turned out not bad. Cause the food was nice, view was nice and the japanese customer was cute. Lol!

The restaurant, named Si Chuan Dou Hua Restaurant, is on the sixtieth floor of UOB Plaza, which is the top floor. Yes! Sixtieth floor!! TOP FLOOR! Lol. The food was superb. Although it looks like any normal chinese cuisine that you get to eat on any wedding dinner. But! It's really nice la! Really, really!! I dont lie!! Lol! The normal noodles that you get to eat towards to end of wedding dinners are always soggy and nuah already. But theirs was damn nice la! QQ one! And it was also towards the end then they serve us. Usually, I'll be bloated to death and wont touch the noodles at all. But! THEIR NOODLES GOT DAO GEH ALSO AND I FINISHED THEM ALL!! Except for the dao geh of course. Lol. I am going to be so fat working here. Haha..

I finally solved the freaking mystery!! I mean seriously... I think I am so good at it I can be the next Sherlock Holmes!! Lol.

When I went home last night, I was scratching my calf cause some mosquito apparantly likes my blood. AND I SAW TWO CUTS ON MY CALF!! Still quite a fresh cut I would say. So there i was thinking where i got those cuts from. AHA!! From the office! I must've gotten it scratched while changing my heels to slippers. But! Why didnt feel the pain back then when my poor calf got scratched? The reason is simple. CAUSE THE TEMPERATURE IN THE OFFICE IS FREAKING COLD! It must've froze the exposed meat until I had totally no feeling of its existence. See!! Bosses DO torture their subordinates okay!

Ang Mohs are just freaking hilarious. I told Calvin that i have a dinner event tonight, which is like kinda informal, just to welcome an Indian staff from the India branch. And he took a big deal out of it! Lol. I mean, it isnt some formal function in some hotel ballroom, where everyone will be there in their gowns and tuxedos. It's just a SIMPLE welcome dinner and here are the tips he told me :


Rule No. 1 : Make yourself look classy.
Like drink plain water out of a goblet?
Rule No. 2 : Fake real.
Umm.. Implanting temporary fake boobs help?
Rule No. 3 : Speak!!
"Ohhh!!! I am sooooo loving Indian food!! Especially Muthu Curry!! *rolls eyes*
Rule No. 4 : Watch what you do.
Look into my reflection and scrutinize my every move?
Rule No. 5 : Pick foods (cause they'll be watching WHAT you eat and HOW you eat.)
So I guess I'm supposed to NIBBLE my food?


Oh yea... apparantly, working at this area makes me feel like a more typical Singaporean. It was after lunch and my colleagues and I saw ppl queuing up for free gifts. And guess what!? WE FREAKING JOINED IN THE QUEUE!! So we got this Oil Control Whitening Cream and the person-in-charge even took our pictures. Okay.. so now I'm imagining myself appearing in the news tonight:


Reporter : XXX Promotion at Raffles Place today, attracted hundreds of ppl!
*Picture shows me pushing old lady aside to get in the queue*


Or maybe, the picture might appear in some random magazine with a speech bubble beside my picture reading "I simply LOVE free gifts!!"


I am seriously so looking forward to it. Lol!

Okay, since Blur complained about me being naggy, I shall spare her eyes and shorten the post today and end it off with my random thought of the day:

Why does drinking gives you a belly instead of giving you bigger neh nehs? They're both made up of fats what! Its so not right that the fats has to go down to somewhere where you're not proud of showing if its big in size. And! Belly fats are harder to lose! So so so so not right.

I gotta say that I am now having a love-hate relationship with Mr Onion. I love Onion when cooked - no matter how cooked or how it is cooked. But when it's raw, I just totally hate it to its core. (or should I say roots?)

Anyways, I got 'inspired' by some idiot on the MRT this morning. That idiot (I dont even know if its a freaking guy or girl), somehow decided that Raw Onion probably smells much better than Gucci Rush. *rolls eyes*

You ppl might be wondering "How the hell would you not know who's spreading that onion smell?" Well, cause in case you dweebs havent taken the train in the morning, it is freaking crowded with ppl, so the freaking smell just comes from one direction. - I'll just deduce that it came from everyone from that freaking direction!! And Blur's suggestion was - Oh. Maybe everyone's smell add up to become onion smell. Lol. Since I told her that it is kinda inspiring and that I'm gonna put it up here, she got proud and said "Of course la. Everything that comes out from my mouth is inspiring." So I'm gonna disagree with her!! Muahahaha... I gotta say that that's kinda impossible, cause when you mix nice with nice, it's still nice!! To me, there's no freaking way that when you mix nice smells together, it'll give you onion smell!

And can you believe it, the foul smell crept its way into my nostrils since I boarded the train all the way till I reached my office, which is like ten over stops! I was completely gagging and choking, on the verge of tearing from it can!

Since I decided long ago that Gucci Rush could last me a whole day without re-applying, I left home without my precious life-saver. So, a lesson learnt - BRING PERFUME SAMPLES WHEREVER YOU GO!! It'll save you your life!

I left the train with so much relief that I was finally out of that freaking place. But! I became so conscious. I kept thinking to myself - I was in the train for so long. Maybe that Onion smell somehow polluted my hair and clothes? *GASP!* MAYBE I SMELL LIKE AN ONION NOW TOO!! I swear something must've possessed me in the train (maybe a handsome onion spirit). Cause there's NO WAY I could have tolerated that smell for a freaking TEN OVER STOPS!


Anyway, I told Calvin about that and he suggested to me to get a kind of necklace that supposedly releases good smells to you. Also, ppl wear that to drive away airbourne illnesses. Well maybe ppl don't sell it here, only in California. Oh well, I'll get him to airmail it to me!! *evil laughter!!*

Btw, does decreasing the aircon aids in working speed or competency? WHY ARE ALL OFFICES FREAKING COLD? Did some idiot-claimed-expert announced that decreasing the aircon temperature aids to brain cells growth or slows down brain cells dying since they are frozen? Seriously, I am finding it harder and harder to fathom life in an office. It totally and completely doesnt make any sense at all. First they hire low class auntie who try to act atas, then the made the temperature in the office so ridiculously low that everyone was all wrapped up in their jackets and cardigans while working. Doesnt that make you more sleepy?! I mean, the surrounding is cold, and you're comfortably wrapped up, all nice and warm. It definitely makes me sleepy la!

Maybe one day, when I become my own boss, I start to think like a boss and torture my subordinates for pleasure.

I realised something today - I HATE DAO GEH LA (for some dweebs, Dao Geh = Beansprouts)

It is like the grossest food in the world can!! Other than the gruesome carrots. But for today, I shall complain about Dao Geh!! Like wth lo!! I mean, which brainless idiot announced that Dao Geh is an edible food and suitable to be consumed by humans? It is TOTALLY UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!! I can't even find a suitable description to describe that grotesque food. It tastes raw no matter how overly-cooked it is, which is like er xin can!

Anyways, after that brainless idiot announced that Dao Geh is edible, MORE brainless idiots continued to improve their already well-improved recipes by adding Dao Geh in them! Gross can! Laksa and Char Kway Teow with Dao Geh in them like totally ruin the taste lo!! And it becomes polluted with that foul food's smell. I keep having puking sensations just thinking about the damn Dao Geh. I mean like, why the hell add Dao Geh in Laksa and Char Kway Teow??? They taste PERFECTLY FINE without Dao Geh can!

Since I've started off complaining, might as well complain all the way. Fine, I admit to being a complainer, but you people who are reading my blog are my complainees!! *sniggers*

Who the hell hired overaged aunties who dont chiong, have completely ZERO dress sense, go shopping for WOKS after lunch?? I mean, what good can these aunties do to the company?? They've got the oldest brain, are sexually unappealing, not innovative and creative AT ALL. They totally don't benefit the company at all!! Well, maybe one good thing is that they most probably don't use msn at work, cause THEY DON'T FREAKING KNOW WHAT IS MSN!! To them, MSN might stand for Mother's Sales Night or something. And they make everything so manually outdated!! Record down ma!!! Think people can read your freaking brain arh!?

Crap... It's full of crap working with such people. Makes me have so much random thoughts that I'm over-working my brain. And *GASP* I'll grow old fast!! Maybe if the company offers to pay me for some atas anti-ageing solvents or cream, I might consider not making things hard for these ignorant aunties. Maybe sponsoring me to some atas spa salon for de-stressing sessions might save me from my pek chek-ness too.

I think those aunties, apart from doing the normal stuff to piss other ppl off, they also like to give their colleagues food poisoning! I mean, does sabo-ing your colleagues, make them keep visiting the loo, makes you look more hardworking and likeable in the office? The sacred answer to that sacred question is NO!

And I just discovered something - Apparantly, eating just half a piece of Wife's Biscuit from Hong Kong Yuen Long, apparantly makes me feel like I've contracted diabetes for the last ten years. How do they make it so freaking sweet and yet consumable!? Its like I eating sugar and more sugar in a pancake.

Shesh... Bad days at work really does make me mad. But! I'm still proud that although I'm mad (well, maybe only half mad) I can come up with such amazing random facts. Lol!