Geralyn aka Arlyne
24th June 1984
Loves Scrambled Eggs
Enjoys Crapping


For them to STOP touching my comp!! Like FOREVER!!
No need to see them every sunday! - Sickening
Big, Red and Chio Gucci Wallet.
The chio pink colour PINK PANTHER PHONE!
To go to ROMANIA!!
Get a Vampire Boyfriend.
To be able to pass the damn story.
Get my Driving License.
Trip to Japan.
Trip to Korea.
Trip to Taiwan.
Get into PCF.
To be a Tai Tai.
To Huat at every mahjong session.
Strike toto and become an instant millionaire.


Chio Chio
Darling
Ftff
Virt


May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
December 2009

I gotta say that I am now having a love-hate relationship with Mr Onion. I love Onion when cooked - no matter how cooked or how it is cooked. But when it's raw, I just totally hate it to its core. (or should I say roots?)

Anyways, I got 'inspired' by some idiot on the MRT this morning. That idiot (I dont even know if its a freaking guy or girl), somehow decided that Raw Onion probably smells much better than Gucci Rush. *rolls eyes*

You ppl might be wondering "How the hell would you not know who's spreading that onion smell?" Well, cause in case you dweebs havent taken the train in the morning, it is freaking crowded with ppl, so the freaking smell just comes from one direction. - I'll just deduce that it came from everyone from that freaking direction!! And Blur's suggestion was - Oh. Maybe everyone's smell add up to become onion smell. Lol. Since I told her that it is kinda inspiring and that I'm gonna put it up here, she got proud and said "Of course la. Everything that comes out from my mouth is inspiring." So I'm gonna disagree with her!! Muahahaha... I gotta say that that's kinda impossible, cause when you mix nice with nice, it's still nice!! To me, there's no freaking way that when you mix nice smells together, it'll give you onion smell!

And can you believe it, the foul smell crept its way into my nostrils since I boarded the train all the way till I reached my office, which is like ten over stops! I was completely gagging and choking, on the verge of tearing from it can!

Since I decided long ago that Gucci Rush could last me a whole day without re-applying, I left home without my precious life-saver. So, a lesson learnt - BRING PERFUME SAMPLES WHEREVER YOU GO!! It'll save you your life!

I left the train with so much relief that I was finally out of that freaking place. But! I became so conscious. I kept thinking to myself - I was in the train for so long. Maybe that Onion smell somehow polluted my hair and clothes? *GASP!* MAYBE I SMELL LIKE AN ONION NOW TOO!! I swear something must've possessed me in the train (maybe a handsome onion spirit). Cause there's NO WAY I could have tolerated that smell for a freaking TEN OVER STOPS!


Anyway, I told Calvin about that and he suggested to me to get a kind of necklace that supposedly releases good smells to you. Also, ppl wear that to drive away airbourne illnesses. Well maybe ppl don't sell it here, only in California. Oh well, I'll get him to airmail it to me!! *evil laughter!!*

Btw, does decreasing the aircon aids in working speed or competency? WHY ARE ALL OFFICES FREAKING COLD? Did some idiot-claimed-expert announced that decreasing the aircon temperature aids to brain cells growth or slows down brain cells dying since they are frozen? Seriously, I am finding it harder and harder to fathom life in an office. It totally and completely doesnt make any sense at all. First they hire low class auntie who try to act atas, then the made the temperature in the office so ridiculously low that everyone was all wrapped up in their jackets and cardigans while working. Doesnt that make you more sleepy?! I mean, the surrounding is cold, and you're comfortably wrapped up, all nice and warm. It definitely makes me sleepy la!

Maybe one day, when I become my own boss, I start to think like a boss and torture my subordinates for pleasure.