Geralyn aka Arlyne
24th June 1984
Loves Scrambled Eggs
Enjoys Crapping


For them to STOP touching my comp!! Like FOREVER!!
No need to see them every sunday! - Sickening
Big, Red and Chio Gucci Wallet.
The chio pink colour PINK PANTHER PHONE!
To go to ROMANIA!!
Get a Vampire Boyfriend.
To be able to pass the damn story.
Get my Driving License.
Trip to Japan.
Trip to Korea.
Trip to Taiwan.
Get into PCF.
To be a Tai Tai.
To Huat at every mahjong session.
Strike toto and become an instant millionaire.


Chio Chio
Darling
Ftff
Virt


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March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
December 2009

Oh yea, it was my birthday yesterday. I'M ONE YEAR OLDER!! OMFG!!

There was no big celebration or whatsoever. It was like any other day. NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!! Cause my day was spoiled by that auntie in my office. Shesh... She so enjoys pissing me off. Forget it! I shan't talk about it. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil and my eyes would just diao her, uncontrollably. Since like one week ago, I had dedicated my life to making the lives of these pissing-people-aunties miserable.

Speaking of which, I just told an auntie off today. Lol! Shiokness can!! To my surprise, Jasmine joined in the pissation!! She is like normally the guai type and it never occurred to me that she would even speak up for herself. SEE!! THAT PROVES HOW IRRITATING AUNTIES ARE!! Even people who dont speak up for themselves, SCOLD AUNTIES!!

We were walking towards this queue to buy our lunch and had just started queuing only, WHEN THIS AUNTIE CUT OUR QUEUE!! That chao auntie! At first, Jasmine did not notice that the freaking auntie cut our queue. So I signalled to her with my eyes and mouthed the words that she cut queue. THEN! Jasmine kept inching forward and looking at her, sorta like wanting to hint to that nabeh auntie that she cut our queue. So I thought, instead of "HINTING" her like that, might as well say out that we are not very pleased with her act! So here's our conversation :


Me : Aiya, forget it la. Maybe she's VERY hungry. Just let her be lor. One person more or less doesnt make any difference.
Jasmine : *laughs* Maybe she doesnt have eyes to see where the queue exactly is!
Us : *laughs*


After awhile, we see auntie signalling to her friends, asking them to come over to join in the queue-cutting fun!! HONESTLY LO!! THESE AUNTIES ARE SO THICK SKINNED LA! One person cut queue not enough, must get her whole village of aunties to come and cut our queue. GOT HUNGRY UNTIL LIKE THAT MEH!?

So upon seeing this, I use my eyes to signal to Jasmine again and before auntie's auntie friends decide to come over, I said "Oh! Now she's asking her friends to join in the fun!" And auntie turned around and LOOKED AT ME!! Then, I rolled my eyes at her and maybe she decided that her old bones could not take the whacking of two young ladies, SHE LEFT THE QUEUE AND JOINED HER FRIENDS!! Lol!! I won the auntie battle!! SHIOKNESS LA!!

Other than being depressed over the auntie in my office, wedding preparations sure have been keeping me busy like hell. It looks simple, I thought it was simple, but hell, no!!! Tmd troublesome la!! Both parents of the bride and groom have to meet up, and have to meet all kinds of people to make sure that the wedding is perfect - sales person for wedding packages, ballroom / restaurant, photographer, makeup artist, designer for wedding album, etc. And those people, I have to meet them more than once!! Not a one-time thing okay!! The sales person for the wedding package, for example, I have to see her THREE FREAKING TIMES AT LEAST!! First time - general and to sign wedding package. Second time - to choose gowns for photo shoot and proceed with photo shoot (or photo shoot will be the third time). Third time - to choose photos from photo shoot and to choose gowns for the actual day itself (or they'd have to be done separately.) SEE!! WEDDING IS SO TROUBLESOME!!

But, forget it already. I get to be pretty only once in my lifetime. Lol!

Okay, remember I mentioned about this nice-smelling shampoo a few posts back? ITS PROVEN GOOD!! Lol!! Cause it can withstand the rubbish smell of Golden Shoe Carpark. Anything that can overpower the Golden Shoe Carpark smell is GOOD!! How do I know that?

Well, yesterday, before I knocked off, I went to the pantry to place my used cup in a pail so the cleaner could wash it the next morning. THEN! I walked past my colleague who happened to stand at the entrance of the pantry. He commented "Eh! Your hair smells nice!" Lol!! Weee~~ *obviously damn happy about that comment*

AND WHY IS IT PROVEN GOOD!? Cause I queued up for my lunch for quite a long time yesterday, and so, I had my hair soaked in the oily, smoky smell for a long time too. It was AFTER lunch and almost knocking off time that my colleague happen to smell my hair. SO ITS GOOD!! And it was not like what you think. He did not stoop down and bury his head in my hair to smell it. NOOOO!! I merely walked past him normally, without even having the intention of letting him smell my hair!! So, SEE!! PEOPLE CAN SMELL MY HAIR EVEN IF I JUST WALK PAST THE PERSON NORMALLY!! Muahahaha~!! *starts singing again - I feel good~ Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh~~* Lol!

Alright, time for advertising!! This shampoo, honestly speaking, I dont know where I bought it from. I just found it in my cupboard and used it! Lol! Its Shiseido Tsubaki Shampoo, with Tsubaki oil extract! Well, most of the reviews I read were - it was not suitable for oily, thin hair. So if you do not fit into the categories, give it a try!! It really smells damn nice!! Suitable for curly hair too - supposedly makes it more manageable and there's no need to use any other hair products after shampoo-ing and conditioning before blow-drying. SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE EH!? Maybe I'll try after I perm my hair (If I really do - been thinking of perming since LAST YEAR!) Lol!

OMG!! 5.30PM ALREADY!! *starts packing bag to go home!* Lol!

I AM STILL SICK LA!! Wth!! ONE WHOLE FREAKING WEEK!! *growls*

Anyway, today I was so damn depressed at work la!! I dont know what I was depressed over also. Maybe Monday blues? VERY SERIOUS MONDAY BLUES!! I was depressed until I totally ignored everyone in the train. Like TOTALLY!! I mean, usually I am a very nice MRT-ian. People who cant get into the train, I would try my best to shift in to make space for them. SERIOUSLY OKAY!! I AM VERY NICE HOR!! Although I always complain about aunties, but overall I am still nice okay! So today, I totally didnt care. I just happily stood rooted at my spot, reading my book. Very bad hor!? BUT WHO CARES!! LAO NIANG GOT MONDAY BLUES!!

Got to work and I didnt know what I was doing the whole day. Tmd depressed la! Depressed until like end of the world. Then I thought I would feel better after lunch, as in get out of my depression. But, NO!! I still felt the same la!! But after lunch, Blur and Calvin were online, so I told them about my depression and whined about it, and Blur gave my depression a new name - The Sad Bug. Lol.

So after awhile of whining and stuff, den I was telling Calvin - I am so depressed I felt like scolding vulgarities, can I? He said sure and suddenly, like a lightbulb above my head, I thought of something not-so-depressing to do!! I SHALL TEACH HIM SINGAPOREAN VULGARITIES!! Muahahaha....

It is very entertaining can!! I smile at the comp until its almost time to knock off!! Lol!! Oh ya, I learnt something new today, Americans dont understand what is knock off. I mean like TOTALLY dont understand okay! They say knock off as "off work". So weird right! Sounds so singlish.

I type so much already, then realise its not good enough for posting up - I didnt even include which vulgarities I taught him today. But whatever, there's gonna be a follow-up lesson so I'll just lump all in one post. Since today is Monday and LAO NIANG GOT MONDAY BLUES, so today I am the KING!! Lalalala...

Been quite some time since I last blogged eh? Well, no choice. I've been busy. Busy getting sick!! Tmd sucky weather. I'm sick for almost a week now. Since Saturday okay!! Wah.. Nabeh! Weekend BURNT!

Usually people lose weight when they're sick. I dont mean that i gained weight during that period. But its after my sick period that I realise I'm fat la! Tmd. I mean I've gained weight since after my Hong Kong trip but I just pacified myself by thinking that I'm chubby. AND CHUBBY IS CUTE! Lol! So yea, I've finally admitted to the miserable fact that I'M FAT!!

So now that I'm fat, what do you think I should do? I'LL DIET!! No way am I going to remain CHUBBY forever!! I dont want to be a chubby bride!! That'll be gross! So what's on my dieting menu? NOTHING! I'M GOING TO SKIP DINNER FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!! Muahahaha... (Kids at home please dont imitate, jie jie here has gone through the right channel of practise) Lol! Of course its going to be easier said than done, but DIETING STARTS TONIGHT!! Maybe I wont totally skip it. That would be horrible and a waste of food. PEOPLE IN SOUTH AFRICA GOT NOTHING TO EAT YOU KNOW!? So I'll just nibble my dinner. YES! NIBBLE! Because it is scientifically proven (BY ME!) that eating slowly will make u feel that you're full easily. Rather than gobbling down my food, I'll start nibbling tonight and see if I take a smaller portion of dinner. IF ITS A SUCCESS.... then maybe I'll start skipping dinner. DINNER IS UNHEALTHY! Lol! *looks into mirror at belly fats - you're so gonna be away from me!* Bwahahahaha!!!

Since I'm still not fully recovered yet (from flu + cough + sore throat), I can hypnotise myself!! That certain foods are BANNED! Cant be consumed during sick period. AND THOSE FOODS ARE FATTENING FOODS! So yay! Double hypnotisation! BANNED FOODS + IMAGE OF CHUBBY BRIDE! I suddenly feel I got like super determination to make it possible. I'm even picturing myself running around a field every morning. Lol!

Enough of whining about being fat. I shall proudly say that I'm slim and chio in the near future!! =D

I am soooo happy today!! Not over anything in particular also, just feeling good. Well, maybe because of some reasons. But who cares! I feel good~ *starts singing* Lol!

I think today would be a pretty good day for me cause :

1) I feel GOOD!
2) Auntie who enjoys pissing me off is on MC today!!
3) I smell GREAT!
4) I saw someone hilarious on the train!

I think women are such weird creatures, dont you think?? Their mood can get so easily uplifted by such minor things in life and get so easily pissed off with something minor too. (oops! I sound like i'm not a woman.. I AM OKAY!!!) Shall post up my picture maybe sometime in the near future to prove it. Lol!

Actually today, I did get just a tiny bit pissed while trying to get up the escalator to exit the train station. This freaking auntie!! (AUNTIES AGAIN!!) GAH!! She was not in the queue, then she forcefully squeezed into the spot in front of me and almost had her hair in my face!! But thats okay, i thought she might be in a hurry and since I am in a beautiful mood today, I shall not growl at her. But! Obviously, she is NOT in a hurry lor! Cause once the escalator reached the top landing, she stepped off the escalator SLOWLY and SLOWLY paced her way towards the station gantry. Like wtf!? Not in a hurry then squeeze for what! PEER PRESSURE? People squeeze you also must join in the fun!? CHAO AUNTIE!!

Anyway, I'm in a good mood today, so I shall not be on auntie's back for too long. Auntie!! You're heng hor!!

Oh ya!! I smell nice today!! Because I changed my shampoo and the shampoo smell is lasting!! AND ITS NICE!! Besides my nice-smelling shampoo, I changed my facial products too!! ITS A BRAND NEW NICE-SMELLING ME!! Lol! Although I spent near to 170 bucks on facial products, but who cares!! I smell great! I've only tested the shampoo and facial products for a day only, so I cant say much about them yet. If it proves to be able to withstand The Golden Shoe Carpark smell, then it's good! Lol.

And.. about that hilarious guy, obviously he LOVES music cause, he was practically mouthing every song that was playing on his mp3. Mouthing is okay, like maybe once in awhile. But he mouthed the whole song, of every song! And with facial expression also okay! MOUTHING WITH FEELINGS!! Lol!! I was smiling at him throughout la! I think he might be imagining himself in his own concert, thats why sing until with so much emotions and feelings. So obviously, he'll need an audience right? So there I was, bright and chirpy today, volunteered to be his audience!! And he obviously enjoyed it. Lol! I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY TOO!!

I should be meeting up with Nora - my Bebot later after work. Sad la, cause she seems to be going through a down period. Hopefully my chirrupy cheerful mood will cheer her up!

CRAPS!! I was just dreaming in my previous post about how nice it would be if my dad would take over the SMRT business. Now, I really wish he would take it over! Like REALLY!!

This morning's train ride to work was a nightmare. Complete nightmare!! Dont know what the hell happened to the trains this morning and I was stuck at my station. Not even a single person could enter the train okay! The train was practically filled to the brim with people and those near to the door practically has their faces stuck on the glass panel. And I had to wait for 6-7 mins per train instead of the usual 1-2 mins. And guess what!? I WAITED FOR THREE FREAKING 7-MINUTE TRAINS BEFORE I GOT PUSHED INTO ONE! CRAP CRAP CRAP!!

You thought I would be grateful that I managed to get into the train? NO!! Because, the freaking auntie behind me, kept pushing her way through, I had no choice but to get pushed in by her okay! So, fineeee!! There I was, in the train, and throughout part of the ride, until some people left the train, my boobs were practically rubbing onto hers. HAPPY RIGHT, LAO AUNTIE!? RUB MY NEH NEH!! And I was half an hour late for work!! GAH! And if you think that's the end of my not-very-good day, and am "chey-ing" at me now!! STOP YOUR CHEY-ING!!

Lunch at Golden Shoe Carpark is definitely not an enjoying experience. ESPECIALLY DURING LUNCHTIME ON WEEKDAYS! Can you imagine the rush of people, the hotness of the coffeeshop, mixed smells of Chap Chai Peng, Kopi, Chicken Rice, etc (which will pollute you to smell like an oily rubbish dump), and the worst of them all - KIASU AUNTIES!!

Its already kinda unbelievable that I am actually "booking" my seat using tissue paper. *rolls eyes* But! To survive at auntie-dominant places, the first step is to become an auntie yourself! So me and my other two colleagues "booked" our seat with tissue paper and went to order our food. We queued for quite a long time - like around 10mins for our food, then went back to our table and saw this AUNTIE HAPPILY SITTING ON OUR SEAT! We approached her and she blamed it on the fan!! So we stood there, like idiots, and diao-ed her, while she continued NIBBLING her food and SIPPING her kopi!! KNS!! WANT TO ACT ATAS GO RESTAURANT EAT MA! It was after when we sat down then we realised she purposely threw our tissue on the floor. Because the tissue (all three of them in different colours and patterns) were at different seats from where we left them. NABEH!! CHAO AUNTIE!!

Obviously, I'm in quite a foul mood today. Everything's not right. BAH!

I am kinda starting to get used to the culture and life in this working environment. I used to hate it alot - dont understand why everything is so manual, and that low-class auntie who likes to piss me off. But now, I kinda feel numb and am starting to accept that horrible fact that I am one of them. But when I am starting to accept this fact, I feel like i dont have a life anymore!!

Everyday has become like a routine - work, home to game, dinner, sleep... ITS SCARY LA! Got no life until its damn scary. WORSE!! The online game that has been keeping me going has got some server problems. THEN GOT ROLLBACK LA!! 7 DAYS OKAY!! But maybe rollback might be a good thing too. Maybe I would get damn pissed with it, stop playing that game.. and get a life!! Or maybe... I would suddenly strike 4D or Toto, win a 5 million or so and retire!! Or maybe.. My dad would suddenly take over the SMRT business and ban everyone from taking the train in the mornings and evenings!! Lol!! (obviously having fun even dreaming about it)

These weird ppl living in the same world as we are, I dont know whether to be grateful to them or to hate them. Maybe more of grateful cause they make us seem MUCH more normal than normal. Or maybe APPEALING when compared to them. Lol. Anyway, this weird japanese guy in my office really brings more laughter and vulgarities into the office.

Second day he reported to work, he complained that he was cold and was always seen in his thick sweater and SCARF! So I think, he couldnt take the temperature in the office, he got permission from the boss to cover the aircon vent above his head with scotch tape. After he was all warm and comfy with his aircon vent covered up, he switched on the freaking fan today!! GAH! Imagine the coldness we were all feeling! Aircon + fan = extreme headache + literally shivering! That ass! I swear i almost had the urge to strut over to his desk and scream his head off! Seriously lor! Like attention-seeking can! Well, if he doesnt have some resemblence to Lin Jun Jie, I would have done it. Lol!

But I really got to hand it to him. He takes everything positively. Even obviously you are telling him off, he would smile and say "Oh.. I'm okay / I'm fine. Thank you." GO AND LEARN PROPER ENGLISH LA!!

Overall, I think I am still quite enjoying working here. Because, there is a yandao Japanese guy la!! HANDSOME OKAY!! He's got this intense eyes that seem to be squinting when he's concentrating doing his work. Sooooo attractive!! *squeals* The only thing about him is that - he wears his pants damn high (until I could always see his socks and Doc Martens), there's also an ah pek handphone pouch hanging from his belt. But still!! He's handsome la!! Today he is exceptionally good-looking cause he's wearing a business coat and it covers up his high pants nicely. SHUAI CAN!! I kinda sense that he is quite scared of me. Must've caught me oogling at him. Lol!

You must be thinking - Now I know why you enjoy working there, you vain pot! Cause got handsome guys ma! YES!! I ENJOY BECAUSE GOT HANDSOME GUYS IN MY OFFICE! YOU JEALOUS HUH!? Muahahahaah~

Random thought of the day :
If one day, the person you love very much, decided to go for a sex change. Would you
1) Go for a sex change too? or..
2) Become gay or les?

I would go have a dick implant!! Because I've always wanted to know how it feels like pee-ing through a dick, and also, I could still have sex with the man I used to love. (except the roles have changed.) Lol!