Geralyn aka Arlyne
24th June 1984
Loves Scrambled Eggs
Enjoys Crapping


For them to STOP touching my comp!! Like FOREVER!!
No need to see them every sunday! - Sickening
Big, Red and Chio Gucci Wallet.
The chio pink colour PINK PANTHER PHONE!
To go to ROMANIA!!
Get a Vampire Boyfriend.
To be able to pass the damn story.
Get my Driving License.
Trip to Japan.
Trip to Korea.
Trip to Taiwan.
Get into PCF.
To be a Tai Tai.
To Huat at every mahjong session.
Strike toto and become an instant millionaire.


Chio Chio
Darling
Ftff
Virt


May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
December 2009

Been quite some time since I last blogged eh? Well, no choice. I've been busy. Busy getting sick!! Tmd sucky weather. I'm sick for almost a week now. Since Saturday okay!! Wah.. Nabeh! Weekend BURNT!

Usually people lose weight when they're sick. I dont mean that i gained weight during that period. But its after my sick period that I realise I'm fat la! Tmd. I mean I've gained weight since after my Hong Kong trip but I just pacified myself by thinking that I'm chubby. AND CHUBBY IS CUTE! Lol! So yea, I've finally admitted to the miserable fact that I'M FAT!!

So now that I'm fat, what do you think I should do? I'LL DIET!! No way am I going to remain CHUBBY forever!! I dont want to be a chubby bride!! That'll be gross! So what's on my dieting menu? NOTHING! I'M GOING TO SKIP DINNER FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!! Muahahaha... (Kids at home please dont imitate, jie jie here has gone through the right channel of practise) Lol! Of course its going to be easier said than done, but DIETING STARTS TONIGHT!! Maybe I wont totally skip it. That would be horrible and a waste of food. PEOPLE IN SOUTH AFRICA GOT NOTHING TO EAT YOU KNOW!? So I'll just nibble my dinner. YES! NIBBLE! Because it is scientifically proven (BY ME!) that eating slowly will make u feel that you're full easily. Rather than gobbling down my food, I'll start nibbling tonight and see if I take a smaller portion of dinner. IF ITS A SUCCESS.... then maybe I'll start skipping dinner. DINNER IS UNHEALTHY! Lol! *looks into mirror at belly fats - you're so gonna be away from me!* Bwahahahaha!!!

Since I'm still not fully recovered yet (from flu + cough + sore throat), I can hypnotise myself!! That certain foods are BANNED! Cant be consumed during sick period. AND THOSE FOODS ARE FATTENING FOODS! So yay! Double hypnotisation! BANNED FOODS + IMAGE OF CHUBBY BRIDE! I suddenly feel I got like super determination to make it possible. I'm even picturing myself running around a field every morning. Lol!

Enough of whining about being fat. I shall proudly say that I'm slim and chio in the near future!! =D