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Friday, July 18, 2008

Oh yea baby!! Its FRIDAY!!! I LOVE FRIDAYS!!! *evil laughter*

This Friday is exceptionally beautiful cos.........

MY COMP WOULD BE SAVED!!! WO DE NIAN NAO YOU JIU LER!!!!
*carries my comp and skips around the room happily*

YAY!! I totally cant wait for my comp to see the beautiful sunrise in the morning and the nice, glittery stars at night. Lol!! And, and I cant wait to play Audition la!! I so miss disturbing random Auditioners and crapping away with Blur Xiao Jie. Overall, I LOVE IAN LA!! He is my most beloved comp saviour and best part time boyfriend ever!! Lol!! Okay, stop! At this rate I'm going, I'm gonna be mad before my comp gets fixed. *takes deep breaths and starts doing yoga*

But today is afterall a great start of a great few days ahead.

Today - My comp is officially admitted to The Ian's Hospital. =D

Tomorrow - Nora's baby son's one year old celebration. =D

Day after Tomorrow - Long's siblings come back for lunch. Hmm.. not a very good day cos the kids get to mess up my room and roll around sweatily, with sticky, oily fingers in MY BED. Oh well, at least they dont get to mess with my comp cos its happily recuperating at Ian's!! =D

Monday - Great start of the week! Cos Auntie-Who-Has-To-Have-A-Say-In-Everything is on leave!! So is the boss, manager and those devils in the office. =D

Oh ya!! And one more great, great thing!! According to Long's mum, the day of our photo shoot is scheduled on the last day of the Hungry Ghost Festival and she said that its not advisable to have our photo shoot on that day. So, I'm gonna postpone my photo shoot to a week later (depending on the available dates they have), which means.... I GET ONE MORE WEEK AT LEAST TO LOSE SOMEMORE FATS!! *changes into my sports wear and starts running around the circumference of the office*

*SMILES!* Women are so easily satisfied. Lol!

*** UPDATE ***

YAY!! My photo shoot date is more or less confirmed!! It'll be either on 7th September or 5th October!! OCTOBER LEH!! Suddenly feels super motivated to lose fats!! Weeeee~~ I should go to Justin's place every other day to play with his Wii Sports. Lol!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Weee~ Blogging time!! It only proves one thing. I AM SUPER FREE IN OFFICE!! Lol! I am not eating snake hor! I am seriously, honestly very, very free!! And when I'm so free, I have to act busy right!? THEN BLOG LOR!!

I am so damn tired la! Yesterday also tired, today also tired, the day before also tired. HAIYO! Why so tired leh!? Cos hor, I went to JB on Monday then I bought DVDs ma! There's this show - "Tang Xin Feng Bao"!! OMG!! I love that show can!! Every night hor, I would just soak myself in my room and enjoy till wee hours of then night la!! *looks into mirror* DARK EYE CIRCLES!! EYE BAGS!! Lol! But I cant stop watching leh! That show is so addictive!! Super nice lor, I tell you! I cant wait to knock off and go home to continue my show. Hahaha!

Oh yea! Justin bought a Nintendo Wii from our trip to JB. And right after that, we went back to his place to try. And I realised, watching people play the Wii games is definitely more entertaining than playing the game itself. Watching two overgrown kids doing funny actions in front of the TV and making funny kungfu sounds. Damn hilarious can!! If I have the time, I should go to Justin's and laugh my intestines out while I watch him play. I should be able to lose some of my belly fats that way. Lol!

And its 17th today!! I got exactly one month to lose all my excess fat before I choose my gowns!! So exciting la! But according to Long, he thinks I cant make it in time to look slim. Die die must prove him wrong lor!! Save money to go liposuction! Lol!! I'M KIDDING!! I am so honestly going to skip my dinner. DINNER IS EVIL!

Speaking of dinner, its lunchtime!! Gotto have a heavy, heavy lunch then I will be so bloated to hell during dinner. Then! I have to sleep early, if not my food gets all digested before I sleep, and I will have SUPPER!! OMG!! SUPER SINFUL!! *kills all food devils floating around my head with pesticide*

Oh ya, I watched Hellboy 2 the other day. I dont think it was all that impressive. Ending sucks, story sucks, and Hellboy is ugly. The only thing I remembered till today is the song that the Fishguy (whatever, I dont know his name - AND HE HAS GILLS!) and Hellboy sang in the show. That is - Cant Smile Without You. Since I watched that show, this song has been in my head. STUCK in my head. *starts singing*

You know I cant smile without you
I cant smile without you
I cant laugh and I cant sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just cant smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day

*stops abruptly*

Oh yea!! I'm still blogging!! Lol!! Fine, I shall stop for now and go for lunch! *continues humming while on the way out*

*** Update after lunch ***

Okay. Now I am honestly starting to hate aunties more. Like ALOT! This cheapo auntie in my office again is honestly starting to piss me off also.

We bought our lunch back and was lunching in the comforts of an aircon room and a sofa, with a TV!! So there we were, happily lunching and THIS AUNTIE had to start pissing me off! As you can see, I was in a relatively good mood in the morning. But now I am so damn bloody pissed. She would chiong at freebies, constantly keep repeating the same words, same topic and worst of all, she loves to ASSUME! NABEH!!

I told her I was tired and wanted to lunch in and she went like - What time you sleep? HUH!! Sleep so much still not enough arh!? U pig leh! When I was your age..... WHO CARES WHAT SHE'S LIKE WHEN SHE'S MY AGE LOR!? Honestly, its my life what! And I got thalasaemia - tend to always get tired. SHE KNOW MEH!? Dont know then ask la!! Dont assume ma!! Tmd. Chao auntie. If she wants to lunch outside and sweat and smell like a rubbish dump, she can go ahead. Why bother to lunch in and piss me off at the same time. Sheesh...

WORSE!! She wanted to have a puff and asked me to buy the ciggies!! WALAO EH!! Want to smoke and then no money to buy ciggies, or rather, want to save her money on ciggies, THEN DONT SMOKE LA!! Really lor! Irritating can!!

And during lunch, I was seated on the floor and Jasmine happened to stand up, seemingly wanting to get something. So I just conveniently asked her to pass some tissues over. AND THAT AUNTIE SAY I LAZY!! Then what!? Jasmine also never say anything she so noisy for what hor? And whats more, SHUN BIAN WHAT! So I'm supposed to stand up and get my own tissue even though Jasmine is going to get some? *rolls eyes*

And after eating, usually I would be the one to clear the table okay! And today, I was so tired, I could barely move, I just sat there lor. And Jasmine, while clearing, said "Help to clear ley." Well, if she said, I would've have helped. AND THAT AUNTIE!! Just had to have a say in everything eh? Said "Wah... You very lazy hor? Eat already also dont want to clear." AUNTIE!! OPEN YOUR EYES BIG BIG AND SEE HOR!! I AM ALWAYS THE ONE CLEARING!! If that font size is too small for you, I shall repeat one more time for your old eyes.

I AM ALWAYS THE ONE CLEARING!!! TODAY TIRED REST CANNOT HUH!?

Sheesh.. Must force me to scream. Anyway, I still cant wait to knock off and see how she's gonna beg me for ciggies. SI BA NI, CHAO AUNTIE!!

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Busy, busy, busy! I have been so busy till I am lazy to blog! Noooooo~ I'M GROWING ROOTS!! I didnt know wedding preparations would honestly take up so much of my time lor! Its still okay now actually. But thinking of the next few months... GOSH! Next month, I've already put aside two days to go to the bridal shop. Its in Malaysia, JB!! *slaps forehead* But it should be worth it, I guess. Its much much cheaper compared to the prices in Singapore and they've got more to offer you. The package that I signed costs 4K over ringgit which is less than 2K Sing dollars. Where to find this kinda package in Singapore, you tell me!? Lol. And I got 7 outfits for my photo shoot okay! SEVEN!! Singapore at most 5 maybe? and it costs around 2K. What's more, I guess I stay quite near the custom. So travelling shouldnt be a chore. Okay! Enough of self consoling!

I gotto say quite alot of events coming up recently. Last Sunday, attended Justin (Long's cousin) and Faith's wedding. Kinda emotional wedding though the food wasnt all that impressive and sound system wasnt that good. Justin actually teared can! After the second march-in, he was asked by the yandao host to deliver a speech. TALK UNTIL CRY LA! Lol!! Then after his emotional speech, went around the tables taking photos and tio sabo. Then he drank some mysterious concoction and got high and started crying again. Lol!! But I was kind okay! Although I did laugh at him, but I helped him to drink half glass of that mysterious concoction and a glass of beer. I TELL YOU!! THAT CONCOCTION WAS GROSS!! It was a mixture of Martell, beer and red wine - filled to the brim of that humongous-looking goblet. Ughhh~~ *feeling pukey-fied* And then, I didnt go to work the next day. Lol!! JUSTIN!! YOU OWE ME ONE!! Better help me "tong" some alcohol on my wedding!!

Yesterday, went to Malaysia, JB to sign my wedding package. Nice la! I quite like that place lor!! Its called Venus located somewhere near Sentosa? The fitting room is damn huge and they've got two storeys of wedding gowns!! Lol. I guess I should upload some pics sometime in the near future of the gowns and Venus.

And Nora Bebot!! OMG!! I'm meeting her maybe tomorrow? So exciting!! Her son would be having his one year old celebration this coming Saturday!! So happy for her la!! And I miss our chiong-ing days!! *burries head under pillow and sobs*

Oh ya, and my poor sick comp, got Ian to fix it up for me!! My part time boyfriend!! Lol! Always reliable and there for my comps. Hahaha!! I should be sending the comp over to his place on Friday. And it should be done sometime next week? HOPEFULLY!! Then I can upload the Seoul Garden Outing pics for FTFF and Blur Xiao Jie. And it would be good for me to show off pics of wedding gowns. Lol!!

Things just start getting better, ain't it? Which makes me so freakingly excited!!

NEW UPDATE!!!

This is so hilarious. I just had to add it in. Its my conversation with Blur Xiao Jie right after posting.

Blur : I eat potato chips!
Blur : finish one packet. NOT ENOUGH.
Blur : HOW?
Me : DONT EAT SO MUCH
Me : LATER GOT PIMPOES
Me : *PIMPLES
Me : OMG!
Me : WTH IS PIMPOES
Me : but sounds nice eh?
Me : PIMPOES
Blur : ><
Blur : pimpoes...
Me : it is PIMP and pimp's toes (which is POES) combined together
Me : and it makes PIMPOES
Blur : LOL
Me : yea
Me : and apparantly
Me : you will have a pimp and the pimp's toes when u eat too many potato chips

Lol!! I love my newly invented word!! TYPOS ARE SO COOL LA!!

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

MISSED ME!? Its been awhile since I last posted eh? Cannot blame me!! My comp died!! Well, it didnt actually died. It tio virus!! My ke lian comp... IT IS SICK!! And hor, since my ke lian comp is sick, I cant blog at home right? So the only other time when I am found with a computer is when I'm at work. And I only can blog DISCREETLY!! Haiz... sad life leh! *shakes head in despair*

ANYWAY, enough of these depressing thoughts cos - TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! I dont know why it is a great day :

- It is a Tuesday, not particularly close to weekends / holidays.
- I am tired, as usual, and on top of that, my back aches (like ah ma)
- Jasmine is on MC today, no one for me to bully

BUT! It's still a great day!! Why? BECAUSE LAO NIANG SAID SO!! Lol. Maybe today I got up from the correct side of the bed. I shall, from this day onwards, remember to always sit up, turn around, and slowly glide down from the foot of my bed, like a small kid. I think everyone should adopt my way of getting up from bed in the morning lor! It is safe and it makes the rest of your day a great day!

Other than getting up from the right side of my bed, I think that auntie who enjoys pissing me off also played a part in making my day a great day. I think I should give her name yea? "auntie who enjoys pissing me off" is too long a name for a pisser. I should call her PF! (short for Po Fu, which means Shrew) Nice hor!? Short and sweet and most importantly, it suits her!! How do I know it suits her? Cos my colleague, who doesnt know that I call that irritating auntie, "PF", behind her back, miraculously called her PF too!! This is what I call Great Minds Think Alike. The only difference from our great minds is that he called her PF right in front of her irritating face, while I call her that sneakily behind her back. Hahaha!

Okay, back to PF who also contributed in making my day good. Not that she REALLY contributed like acting as a clown to brighten up my day, but since I'm already in quite a beautiful mood, lets just take it as she contributed. Be nice to aunties once in awhile!

PF wasnt that much of a pisser today and she actually tried talking to me nicely!! Well, not that I enjoyed that teeny bit of conversation with her much, but its still good yea?

Come to think of it, I was actually a tad pissed at a woman during lunchtime today. Lets call her AV for now and I'll explain later why I call her that. I went to lunch with Jennifer at Golden Shoe Carpark and its the usual, lunchtime, hot, crowded, no seats. So, we saw this AV woman together with her friend. At one glance, AV's friend had already finished her plate of fried rice and AV was left with half a plate. So we thought they were leaving soon and stood behind her to wait for her seat. (I am not at the main point yet and I'm already starting to roll my eyes.) Both AV and ger friend saw us waiting for their seats. But that AV woman went on NIBBLING her food slowly and talking to her friend after every nibble! Yes, SHE NIBBLED!! Very hard try to act high-class - machiam having her lunch in a 6-star hotel. Like wtf?! Hello?! This is KOPITIAM. Must eat until that sort of manner meh? Act virgin bitch. (There you go, AV = Act Virgin)

After standing behind her for a long 2 mins or so, Jennifer gave up and went in search of other possible seats. So she got one and I went to queue for our lunch. We were in the queue for a ten mins or so, AND THAT AV IS STILL NIBBLING HER FOOD! Unbelievable. I should really give her credit for being able to tahan the hotness and the smellyness of Golden Shoe Carpark. So much for acting to eat like a shu nu kinda girl, she should smell like a rubbish dump after her lunch cos she didnt use my shampoo!! Hahaha! ORH BEE GOOD!

Although its quite a long complaint, but believe me, I am still in a happy mood. My complaint seems much longer merely cos I love complaining! Hahaha!

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Okay, since my darling - blur xiao jie complained that I didnt blog about our meet up, I shall do a re-cap now. Other than my darling complaining, ftff's blog's description of me during our meet up was like a bimbotic shit and I decided to clarify it!

*Rewinds to 20 June - Friday*

Met blur xiao jie and ftff today!! Well, our meeting was supposed to be a week ago on Saturday and yea - I coudnt make it! Lol! So we postponed it till today. Since blur has got to work and it ends rather late so I decided to go for a manicure and pedicure first before meeting them. But tmd I booked my appointment at 6pm, went there slightly after 6 AND THAT PERSON TOLD ME I GOTTO WAIT FOR AT LEAST ONE HOUR FOR MY TURN!! SHEESH!! Dont understand whats the point of booking an appointment. *shakes head* Anyway, I left after screwing them, WITHOUT doing my nails. Lol!

So since I thought I would be doing my nails and would be the latest one to arrive at our meeting venue, I told them to take their time. HOW WOULD I KNOW I'D HAVE NOTHING TO DO LA!! So I loitered at Raffles Place MRT for awhile before I decided to call blur xiao jie. SHE SAID WANA BUY TAROT CARDS LOR!! TMD. BUY WHAT TAROT CARDS LA!! Lol!! So in the end, she didnt know where to get them and met me first instead! Yay! I knew I was more important than her tarot cards!

So after we met up, I complained to her about that Nail Salon. So she volunteered to do for me!! But like abit scary to let blur xiao jie do my nails so forget it already. Lol! Then we called ftff and urged him to hurry up while we loitered around.

Finally, ftff's here!! AND WE FINALLY GET TO SEE THE BOTAK HEAD AFTER SO MANY YEARS!! Lol! We met at Marina Square Seoul Garden cos ftff has a bottomless tummy and I thought having buffet was the best. AND! Ftff volunteered to cook cos it was my birthday okay!! I DIDNT FORCE HIM TO!! I'll admit that I'm scared of the splattering oil, BUT HE VOLUNTEERED TO COOK!! So fine, both of them, blur xiao jie and ftff were having fun placing those "dangerous" and highly splatterable foods on my territory of the hot pan. Obviously enjoying my reaction when I'm under attack lor!

So after awhile, when we're starting to get full, the high feeling comes along with it. And when the high feeling is here, you do all sorts of funny things and cant stop laughing for certain reasons. So there blur was, actually talking to us, but none of us can hear her - or rather, we dont even know she was talking to us cos she was facing her bowl of soup while talking!! HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE TALKING TO A BOWL OF SOUP TENDERLY BEFORE!? If you havent, please get to know blur xiao jie! Lol!

Okay, nothing much to say about ftff, cos he was the quiet chef of the night. WOMEN ARE THE NOISY ONES! Lol! But we are entertaining women okay! Oh! One thing ftff certainly enjoyed doing for the night was frying sotong and weird chicken with ah neh taste, and after that, forcefully asked us to taste. Lol. And while I was getting prawns for blur xiao jie, I SAW HUM!! Lol! GO BUFFET OF CAUSE MUST EAT HUM RIGHT!? I mean, who the hell pays 30 bucks to eat vegetables!? So I grabbed the hums and asked blur xiao jie to cook for me. After awhile from when we dumped the hums into the pot of soup, we assumed the hums were cooked. BUT THE HUM SHELL NEVER OPEN UP!! So we three suah gu thought it was not cooked yet and dumped it right back. After awhile, it doesnt seem right, cos the hums have been happily in the pot for way too long. So blur xiao jie gave me and ftff each a hum. I tried to use the fork and spoon but cannot open leh!! My hum even flew on the floor. Ftff tried the same and couldnt open too. So I tried using my hands AND THE HUM SHELL EASILY OPEN UP LA!! I WAS TMD EXCITED CAN!! HUM SHELL CAN OPEN!! LOL!

After we were done eating, we had a romantic walk under the moonlight to the MRT station. Of course we cammed in the train and we were having abit too much fun camming in the train until we didnt realise the train ends at Yishun. Lucky ftff la!! He got off before Yishun. Shesh.

*Back to present*

Oh yea, and about the nails thing, I went back on Thursday and got them done. They did a pretty good job I must say and they charge fairly reasonably. The lady doing my nails was also highly entertaining. SO I SIGNED THEIR PACKAGE! Lol! But honestly, its nice la. Pedicure + Manicure + French + Crystals + Callus Treatment + Massage + Dead skin Removal for fingers only 48 bucks leh!! Nice la!! I got nice nails now!! Lol!

Tonight, I'm meeting my mum at fullerton for dinner!! I CANT WAIT!! FULLERTON LEH!! Lol!

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