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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

MISSED ME!? Its been awhile since I last posted eh? Cannot blame me!! My comp died!! Well, it didnt actually died. It tio virus!! My ke lian comp... IT IS SICK!! And hor, since my ke lian comp is sick, I cant blog at home right? So the only other time when I am found with a computer is when I'm at work. And I only can blog DISCREETLY!! Haiz... sad life leh! *shakes head in despair*

ANYWAY, enough of these depressing thoughts cos - TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! I dont know why it is a great day :

- It is a Tuesday, not particularly close to weekends / holidays.
- I am tired, as usual, and on top of that, my back aches (like ah ma)
- Jasmine is on MC today, no one for me to bully

BUT! It's still a great day!! Why? BECAUSE LAO NIANG SAID SO!! Lol. Maybe today I got up from the correct side of the bed. I shall, from this day onwards, remember to always sit up, turn around, and slowly glide down from the foot of my bed, like a small kid. I think everyone should adopt my way of getting up from bed in the morning lor! It is safe and it makes the rest of your day a great day!

Other than getting up from the right side of my bed, I think that auntie who enjoys pissing me off also played a part in making my day a great day. I think I should give her name yea? "auntie who enjoys pissing me off" is too long a name for a pisser. I should call her PF! (short for Po Fu, which means Shrew) Nice hor!? Short and sweet and most importantly, it suits her!! How do I know it suits her? Cos my colleague, who doesnt know that I call that irritating auntie, "PF", behind her back, miraculously called her PF too!! This is what I call Great Minds Think Alike. The only difference from our great minds is that he called her PF right in front of her irritating face, while I call her that sneakily behind her back. Hahaha!

Okay, back to PF who also contributed in making my day good. Not that she REALLY contributed like acting as a clown to brighten up my day, but since I'm already in quite a beautiful mood, lets just take it as she contributed. Be nice to aunties once in awhile!

PF wasnt that much of a pisser today and she actually tried talking to me nicely!! Well, not that I enjoyed that teeny bit of conversation with her much, but its still good yea?

Come to think of it, I was actually a tad pissed at a woman during lunchtime today. Lets call her AV for now and I'll explain later why I call her that. I went to lunch with Jennifer at Golden Shoe Carpark and its the usual, lunchtime, hot, crowded, no seats. So, we saw this AV woman together with her friend. At one glance, AV's friend had already finished her plate of fried rice and AV was left with half a plate. So we thought they were leaving soon and stood behind her to wait for her seat. (I am not at the main point yet and I'm already starting to roll my eyes.) Both AV and ger friend saw us waiting for their seats. But that AV woman went on NIBBLING her food slowly and talking to her friend after every nibble! Yes, SHE NIBBLED!! Very hard try to act high-class - machiam having her lunch in a 6-star hotel. Like wtf?! Hello?! This is KOPITIAM. Must eat until that sort of manner meh? Act virgin bitch. (There you go, AV = Act Virgin)

After standing behind her for a long 2 mins or so, Jennifer gave up and went in search of other possible seats. So she got one and I went to queue for our lunch. We were in the queue for a ten mins or so, AND THAT AV IS STILL NIBBLING HER FOOD! Unbelievable. I should really give her credit for being able to tahan the hotness and the smellyness of Golden Shoe Carpark. So much for acting to eat like a shu nu kinda girl, she should smell like a rubbish dump after her lunch cos she didnt use my shampoo!! Hahaha! ORH BEE GOOD!

Although its quite a long complaint, but believe me, I am still in a happy mood. My complaint seems much longer merely cos I love complaining! Hahaha!

Crapped at 5:15 PM